How i present my sales pitch if i am in MLM Posted by Unknown , Tuesday, April 24, 2007 at 10:32 pm, in

Wii are the Champion!! says:

wats up

??? says:

yo

Wii are the Champion!! says:

wan to buy health care product?

i got lobang

very cheap one

??? says:

haha

Wii are the Champion!! says:

give u special discount

??? says:

wat kinda health product?

Wii are the Champion!! says:

mlm type

??? says:

u change line liao uh

Wii are the Champion!! says:

ya

i quit liao

now sell healthcare product

it dun realli give u any benefit, except make me richer

??? says:

tok cock

as if i believe u

??? says:

if u really intro mlm u will not talk like this loh

i noe ppl fr mlm one la

Wii are the Champion!! says:

haha i special one

??? says:

u dun make money tats y

haha

Wii are the Champion!! says:

ya

so i might as well be frank with u

then maybe becoz i am honest, u decide to buy from me

also i am selling insurance

??? says:

hahahahhaa

wah u so capable

u too late liao

Wii are the Champion!! says:

ya man

wanna buy?

??? says:

i juz bought insurance

hahaha

Wii are the Champion!! says:

dun worry

my one special one

??? says:

haha

Wii are the Champion!! says:

it dun protect u

??? says:

hahahahaa

Wii are the Champion!! says:

the money u pay each month goes into my pocket

and i will protect u instead

??? says:

wu liao

Wii are the Champion!! says:

anything happen

call me

then i come down

A nice flash to wake u up Posted by Unknown , Sunday, April 22, 2007 at 8:50 pm, in

A nice Song to wake u up in the morning!



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Dog vs Cat Posted by Unknown , Monday, April 09, 2007 at 11:58 pm, in

Cute article on dog versus cat! well, if u cant read chinese, ask someone who can to translate it for u!

猫眼看狗VS狗眼看猫

猫眼中的狗

　　简单言之一句话就可以说明狗在猫咪眼里的全部定义，那就是∶流口水的四脚白痴！狗的许多行为，在猫眼里简直是不可思议的愚蠢，而且真是不胜枚举，比方说∶

　　一、看见东西就希哩呼噜吞下去，也不先弄清楚能不能吃，难怪要毒死狗是那么容易。

　　二、家里没人时，有陌生人进来，最低能的猫都知道要躲起来看看状况先，可是狗不是整只扑上去，就是站定了狂吠不已，分明嫌死的机会不够多。

　　三、从没看过一种生物被殴打还那么开心，认为主人是在跟自己玩。搞清楚！你被打了，你真的被打了　　　　

　　四、连尿尿都不会自我控制，到处洒，完全智障的行为。　　　

　
　　五、把电线杆都移除就足以让所有的公狗憋尿而死，所有的母狗自动在一代以后灭亡

　　六、偶尔抓抓东西是很可爱的，可是你用不着真的把人的臭袜子或鞋子放在嘴巴里面，恶！　　　　
　　七、握手、站立、坐下这些蠢到极点的把戏，学得那么开心，还会开冰箱、拿报纸……最好你再学会讲话，这样你主人就可以放心叫你接电话了。是怎样？你们那么想当菲佣吗？

　　八、追来追去地玩时，笨得老是撞倒东西……好啦，我承认猫也会，可是我们撞碎了东西之后会装可爱装无辜，或是假装根本不知情，你们会吗？

　　九、听说你们的祖先有明训∶要服从最强的那个成员。所以人类就以殴打你们来获得你们的忠心，真的有效！证明白痴的祖先一定也是白痴。　　　　

　　十、老是扬着头顾盼自得地在路上奔跑，自以为很帅，可是不断流着的口水却泄露了你们的智商。　　　　

　　十一、发起情来当街嘿咻，唉……已经懒得讲了。　　

　　
　　十二、连树都爬不上去还爱在树下吠个不停，从来没有一只猫会被吠下去的，省省吧　　　　
　　十三、只有一点是忍不住要佩服的，听说……你们连自己的便便都吃，真——的——吗？那养你们还真轻松，只要喂你们便便就能活了

狗眼中的猫

　　关于猫，狗儿们有很多的话想说，但是简单言之，猫根本就是小恶魔、偏执狂！猫咪为什么都会怕水呢？那是因为一被圣水泼到，它们就会露出尾巴末梢的尖刺，头上会长角、脚会变成羊蹄。　　　　

　　所有的狗都同意，慈祥的人类最好离猫远点，因为这种畜牲会逐步腐蚀人类的心灵，最终达到奴役人类的目的。猫的恶劣真是磬竹难书，随随便便都可以讲一箩筐，
　　象∶

　　一、自以为是狮子的小孩。少自恋了！狮子是狮子，猫是猫！你们永远也不会变成狮子的。　　　
　　二、在人类面前装高贵，好象这也不吃那也不吃，私底下还不是偷咬蟑螂吃得很高兴?　

　　三、有被害妄想症，整天神经兮兮。　　　　

　　四、不知感恩却很会记恨。　　　　

　　五、冷了饿了就装出一副楚楚可怜的样子，让人类把你们搂在怀里哄个不停，谁不知道猫本来是生长在沙漠的！根本不会死还装死。　　

　

　　六、刚装完可爱，转头就扑杀无辜的小兔子和鸟儿，分了尸还会放在主人面前要大家欣赏，真够冷血变态！　　　　

　　七、连上个厕所都要人类发明猫沙，造成工业浪费和破坏环境。事实上没有猫沙你们还不是活了几千年？　　　　

　　八、做的许多坏事都栽赃在狗身上，伪装成狗做的！　　　

　
　　九、看见危险第一个躲起来，根本不可能去救人类。　　　

　　十、喜欢晚上聚在一起讲人类的坏话和家里的八卦。　　　　

　　十一、有三分之一的猫会坠楼身亡。　　　　

　　十二、有三分之一的猫会被自己的毛球噎死，因为你们自恋到天天自己舔个不停！

　　十三、另外三分之一的猫会被骗到袋子里流放到沙漠，因为你们看见袋口就想钻进去

　　十四、发起宗教战争。（欧洲中世纪的猫类大屠杀——胡小鲜注）

　　十五、发起文学革命。（《猫与兔》？——胡小鲜注）　　　　

　　十六、不管有多少家族成员，都要他们以猫咪为中心。

Tired tired tired Posted by Unknown , Wednesday, March 28, 2007 at 12:21 am, in

Damm tired everyday... make me wonder am i allergy to WORK? Contracted the flu virus in the first 3 weeks of work and then cough for 2 weeks now, but no sign of recovery....

Guess I got wat ppl call the "JET LAG" for work! Which is due to the habit of staying up late for most of the time in life.

Any expert advice on this matter? Chew more medicines and have more rest?

If you dun make choices, choices make you Posted by Unknown , Monday, February 19, 2007 at 1:57 am, in

Ok we make choices everyday, that we all know. But what is the rational behind those decision making? We do not have the luxury of doing a comprehensive study on most choices we have to make, if we do, most likely we will be making like one or two decision per day...

Recently i was watching this movie call ghost rider, there was this particular speech "If you dun make choices, choices make you". So in the end does this means we have no choice at all? Keke, even though most of the time, we are making wrong decision, but would it be better to leave it to fate, leave it to watever may happen rather then deciding ourself?

I would rather make a choice, any choice or decision is better than no choice, any decision make shows that i have control of my own life and not detemine by others.